Tuesday, November 08, 2005
I Need Some Advice
Dear Doolittle and Steele,
I have an opportunity to invest in a Republican Office Holder in my home state of New Jersey. He says that for $20,000 I can have unlimited access and wield enormous influence. Is this a good deal? I'm new to politics and have never tried to buy a candidate.
Signed Hoplessly Hoping
Dear Hoping in New Jersey,
$20,000 is a bargain basement price for that kind of corruption. We say Buy It! Buying a Republican is like buying a bankrupt company. Because their stock is so low, you can get them for pennys on the dollar now days, but keep in mind you will most likely need to come up with laundered cash or a circular campaign donation scheme. We suggest you see www.Don'tDeLay.con, Tom DeLay's WebSite. Good Luck, and Happy Investing
I have an opportunity to invest in a Republican Office Holder in my home state of New Jersey. He says that for $20,000 I can have unlimited access and wield enormous influence. Is this a good deal? I'm new to politics and have never tried to buy a candidate.
Signed Hoplessly Hoping
Dear Hoping in New Jersey,
$20,000 is a bargain basement price for that kind of corruption. We say Buy It! Buying a Republican is like buying a bankrupt company. Because their stock is so low, you can get them for pennys on the dollar now days, but keep in mind you will most likely need to come up with laundered cash or a circular campaign donation scheme. We suggest you see www.Don'tDeLay.con, Tom DeLay's WebSite. Good Luck, and Happy Investing
